Jesus. 21. California. Soccer. Music. Cars. Speed. Ask away.

postulation:

timelordy-teganbreann:

hurpaderp:

thearchtivist:

Bathroom with glass floor, overlooking a 15 story elevator shaft. 

In case you needed help shitting yourself.

omg that comment though

id be constipated because going to bathroom becomes a scary thing

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yamineftis:

BLESS THIS POST

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kanyewesticle:

unicorn-b4rbie:

kanyewesticle:

I wish I could speak to people without feeling like i’m annoying them

-Queued Post-

i wish i could make posts without other people annoying me

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do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn

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oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

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desperatemonkeys:

The greatest thing ever

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